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Filed under: American Idol, Ellen DeGeneres
For the new season of “American Idol” Ellen DeGeneres is taking over Paula Abdul’s spot — but last night on “VH1 Divas,” Paula poked fun at her successor and actually stepped into Ellen’s shoes … and hair … and pantsuit …. and busted some …
Kara DioGuardi Explains Ellen DeGeneres As Judge
Kara DioGuardi has some very good reasons why she thinks Ellen DeGeneres makes sense for American Idol. Check out my videoblog to find out what she told me. Make sure to come back later for even…
ICYMI: Ellen Degeneres Continues to Degrade Audience Members With Blindfolded Musical Chairs
As though forcing every single person in her audience to dance isn’t bad enough, Ellen Degeneres continues her tradition of torturing her audience on national television with her latest — and dare we say most genius — stunt: Blindfolded Musical Chairs. It’s genius in its simplicity and perverseness: Blindfold otherwise kind Midwesterners and force them to play musical chair using tiny stools. Then, watch in awe as these ladies GO TO TOWN squattin’ their way across the television screens of millions, all in exchange for a prize (in this case, a Tivo.) The real prize, however, is the laughter supplied to the world.
The woman in yellow seriously deserves a free week in Paris for her sheer entertainment value.
The only thing that would make this game more fun? Landmines!
Ellen DeGeneres Pinch-Hits for Kate Hudson
Why was Kate Hudson late to last night’s People’s Choice Awards?
Blame her son, Ryder.
But it was all for a good reason. Kate was throwing the little guy a birthday…
Brit to Ellen: Rap It Up Already
Filed under: Britney Spears, Ellen DeGeneres
Britney Spears and Ellen recently went Christmas caroling — but these definitely weren’t your grandma’s carols.In an “Ellen” episode airing today, not only does DeGeneres get a lesson in booty shaking from a shockingly sane and funny Spears, the two…
Sightings: Ellen & Portia’s Secret Side Gig
TRUNK SHOW: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, helping a pal celebrate her birthday at Electric Karma, an Indian restaurant on Los Angeles’ über-trendy Third Street. Joking about…
While You Were Showing Brangelina Who’s Naked
- Jennifer Aniston showed her patriotism by wearing nothing but a red, white & blue tie on the cover of GQ. Brad is so not looking.
- The Gossip Girl spinoff is going to revolve around the story of young Lily and Rufus, so everybody just calm down - nobody is leaving GG. So basically it’s going to be That 90’s Show? I feel old.
- Ellen Degeneres is the newest easy breezy beautiful CoverGirl. I get it: if you want to not look like a ho and wear makeup that attracts the likes of Portia de Rossi, then CoverGirl is for you.
- A Chilean cardinal is complaining about Madonna, saying that her concert causes “crazy enthusiasm” and “impure thoughts.” We all know what happens when people get filled with “crazy enthusiasm”!!! (They have sex with the devil.)
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been approaching all the magazines to try and sell first photos of Bronx Mowgli - but so far, there are no takers, except for Eyeliner Baby, Horrible Baby Names Monthly, and Attention Whore Weekly.
- Britney Spears and Ellen Degeneres went Christmas caroling together for Ellen’s show. Britney kept singing “All I want for Christmas is my two sons back, my two sons back…”
- NBC has given Jay Leno a nightly show in the 10 p.m. slot. I hear they are going to call it either The Earlier Tonight Show or The Underminey Show.
- Alex Greven, the 9-year-old who wrote the adorable How To Talk To Girls book, has been awarded a six-figure movie deal. A child star is born. Can’t wait for his book in 20 years: How To Talk To A Parole Officer.
- Rumors are swirling that T.R. Knight, who plays George on Grey’s Anatomy, is pissed about his story line and has walked off set. Look, if being pissed about a stupid story line on Grey’s Anatomy were reason to leave, everyone would be gone.
- Jimmy Fallon’s first vlog went up, and it’s basically just him introducing the show, the set, and his house band The Roots. Looking forward to see more of these. And um, he’s right…he’s got quite possibly the best house band in late night. Ever.
- Online journalists can now win a Pulitzer for their work. Ahhahahem! Mr. Pulitzer, might I direct your attention to my extensive coverage of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? I look forward to hearing from you…later this morning.
While You Were Bringing Britney Some Figgy Pudding
Ellen DeGeneres Joins Call to End Cancer
The upcoming Stand Up to Cancer benefit is beginning to look like the Oscars, the Emmys and the Grammys rolled into one.
I just got word that newlywed Ellen DeGeneres has signed on to…
Official wedding photo: Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi
Portia looks stunning in her Zac Posen halter gown. Ellen looks happy in a white suit.