Archive for Elizabeth Hurley
Hurley Has The Best Pork in Town
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Endorsing makeup is so 2006 — now she’s all about the pig.Elizabeth Hurley has started pig farming on her 100-acre estate and she’s now selling the pork to butchers and hotels in the UK. According to The Sun, the meat is being sold as Hurley Old…
Elizabeth Looking a Little Hurl-ey
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
We dare you to find a hotter passed out chick than Elizabeth Hurley after last night’s GQ Awards in London.BTW — it’s probably the angle, but have you ever met anyone whose calf muscle is bigger than their thigh?…
While You Were Celebrating 4/20 With Unleavened Marijuana
- Hayden Panettiere has declared Paris Hilton a genius. In related news, the dolphins she tried to desperately to save have declared Panettiere, quote, “an idiot”.
- 42-year-old actress Elizabeth Hurley gets covered in bodygloss, Photoshop filters, and agrees to pose for a high-class bikini shoot. And in yet more related news, Passenger 57 co-star Wesley Snipes is out of cereal.
- Billy Joel has purchased a vintage VW Beetle. Meaning that his next drunk driving accident is going to be absolutely adorable!
- Playboy is searching for waitresses from The Olive Garden to pose nude in an upcoming issue. It’s soft-core porn just like a my mama used to make back in a Italy.
- The head of Viacom Philippe Dauman earned over $20 million dollars this year. I’d tell you more about this financial boon, but four of my teeth just fell out and I’ve got to do some local street tapping to earn the money with which to hot glue them back in. Mmmmbye.
Is Elizabeth Hurley preggers?
Like every other actress with an expanding belly, Liz, 42, hasn’t announced a pregnancy.