Archive for Dita Von Teese
Dita Von Teese: Totally Having Sex!
Dita Von Teese is getting plenty of play, thank you very much!
Despite recently telling a British tabloid that she went celibate for awhile after splitting from her ex-husband,…
CAPTION THIS: Targeting That “1930s Cabaret Stripper” Demographic
Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of casualwear for film noir heroines and olde timey prostitutes.
Dita Von Teese: The Lady Ain’t a Vamp
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
TMZ.com: Asking seemingly bloodless Dita Von Teese if she’s a vampire is a fair question … but not when she’s walking around in broad daylight. Someone needs to brush up on their “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
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Dita’s Act Once Again for the Birds
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
TMZ.com: The giant glass swan Dita Von Teese uses as a prop in her performances is back with mama.As TMZ first reported, Dita sued, claiming the bird was bunk, and when she returned it for repairs, the swan-fixer kept it. Now that the bird has returned to… Read more
CAPTION THIS: Dita Von Drinks
This is Dita Von Teese on the red carpet of last night’s “Be Cointreauversial” event here in New York. I went to this. So did Russell Simmons, RuPaul dressed like an old man, and that guy who played Smith Jarrett on Sex and the City but now looks kind of like Denis Leary. Anyway, after the red carpet and a bunch of cocktails, Dita did this burlesque dance where she stripped down to nothing but boob-tassels and a thong made of diamonds, then bathed herself in a giant martini glass filled with water that was dyed purple. She even had this sponge made to look like a twist of orange, which she would use to squeeze water all over her body while everyone yelled “OHHH YEEEAH!”. This all took place in what used to be a catholic church, which was weird.
While You Were Pullin’ The Ol’ Fake Proposal
- Heidi and Spencer are reportedly after their own show. MTV executives sat the duo down and attempted to show them clips from “The Hills” and point them out whenever they came onto the screen, to no avail.
- Did David Beckham’s son flash a photographer the finger? I find it very hard to believe that during a 24/7/365 surveillance period, the kid would just happen to hold his hand in a position that might be misconstrued as looking like the finger, don’t you?
- David Byrne and Brian Eno may be getting back together to make a new album. On a semi-related note, I have five torrent sites open right now and I plan on continuing to refresh them indefinitely.
- Dita Von Teese is suing a contractor for failing to build her a 10-foot high giant swan with a fountainhead for a beak. Guess she’s just gonna have to cover her nipples with tassels again.
- The Colorado Rockies beat the San Diego Padres last night in a 22-inning game that began at 7:05 pm Pacific Time and didn’t end until 1:21 am. A Padres spokesperson said, “We couldn’t have asked for a better way to celebrate Peter Jackson Night.”
Dita — Where’d You Get Those F**k Me Pumps?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Dita Von Teese made a sex tape back in the day, but the only thing one pap cared about was her co-star — the precariously heeled stiletto!The photogs sounded a little too interested in knowing where that shoe came from, if you catch our drift.
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Dita Von Teese’s Swan Song
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: Dita Von Teese is pissed at a guy who was supposed to build her a swan but the frickin’ bird malfunctioned so she’s suing! TMZ has obtained a lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, in which Von Teese claims hired the defendant, Fred… Read more
?OF THE DAY
- ELVIS IS DEAD: With her 18th #1 single, Mariah Carey surpassed Elvis Presley for the second-most number one singles in history, behind only The Beatles. Perhaps someday, she’ll also have the honor of hearing her songs butchered by “American Idol” contestants. Err… never mind. (Yahoo)
- REPRIEVE: “Friday Night Lights” is returning for a third season thanks to a partnership with Directv, who will begin airing the new season in October. I hope Directv will also be offering a “Friday Ticket” package so we can watch out-of-market high school games and the subsequent dramas surrounding them. (Entertainment Weekly)
- KRAMER IDEA: Hey Carrie Bradshaw fans, “Sex and the City” luxury New York tours are available for just $24,000 a person! You can also opt for the still-popular “Going to New York City and Doing Stuff,” for the price of however much you feel like spending. (Reuters)
- CAREER-ENDER: Dita Von Teese used to work in porn? This may ruin her career of being naked in front of large groups of people with her nipples slightly covered! (Sun UK)
- JOB OPENING: Scott Weiland fired back at Velvet Revolver today after being fired as the band’s lead singer, saying that the group had actually not been getting along for months. Apparently he and Slash never really could figure out how to divide a balloon of heroin exactly down the middle. (MTV)
Dita Rides It Like a Choo Choo
Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape, Hot Bodies
TMZ.com: Burlesque stripper Dita Von Teese has a hardcore shoe fetish!A triple X flick from 1999 called “Pin Ups 2″ — which features Dita having raunchy girl-on-girl-on-shoe(!) sex — has surfaced on the Internet and show just how much Marilyn Manson’s ex… Read more