Archive for Dane Cook
While You Were Seducing ‘Prince’ Charles
- Barack Obama apologized for describing his bowling ability as “like the Special Olympics” during his Leno interview last night. He added “Those people are great athletes - I meant to say that I bowl like regular retards.”
- Fred Durst continues to talk about his relationship with Britney Spears in 2003. He also swears he and Molly Ringwald were a couple in the late-80s and that he definitely banged Sophia Loren in 1961.
- Joe Jonas slanty-eyed photo scandal! What did Asia ever do to these tween pop stars?
- Simon & Garfunkel are reuniting this spring for an international tour. Wait…why are they both speaking with New Zealand accents?
- Dane Cook’s half-brother and ex-manager was indicted by a Massachusetts grand jury for allegedly stealing millions of dollars from Cook. It’s bad enough that one dude got paid for Good Luck Chuck…
- ANYONE WHO WAS ANYONE WAS AT THE EMMYS: Literally, anyone. Anyone could have gone to the Emmys last night. Lauren Conrad showed up with her best friend and expert maker of the stink face, Lo. (ONTD)
- YEAH, THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU A PEDOPHILE: Some really classy person working at a Wal-Mart photo center tried to sell pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears breast-feeding her baby. I’m imagining the person showing up at a house to make the sale, and then Chris Hansen appears from behind the corner. (Celebitchy)
- PUPPY POO + BELUSHI’S GHOST = COMEDY GOLD: At least, that’s what Dane Cook believes. In his petition to a judge (in the case of his apartment complex suing him for allowing his dog to take dumps in the courtyard), Cook claimed that the fact that Steve Martin and John Belushi used to live there inspired his comedy and that being evicted would bring great harm to his career. And actually, maybe there’s something to it - this is the first time Dane Cook has written something funny! (Scandalist)
- GOOP MAKES ME FEEL GOOPY: Gwyneth Paltrow has launched an on-line lifestyle website called Goop, whose goal is to “nourish the inner aspect.” And by “nourish the inner aspect,” she means “once again feel inadequate in the blazing beauty of my face, life, wealth, and marriage to Coldplay.” (Jezebel)
- A SAD DAY FOR KNUT: The zookeeper who cared for everyone’s favorite baby polar bear, Knut, was found dead in his apartment at the age of 44. It’s too sad to joke about, and we’re not sure what the circumstances are surrounding his death. But one thing IS for sure: now he’s rolling around in heaven with the cutest polar bear baby of them all: Jesus. (Reuters)
Dane Cook’s Bro Indicted for Stealing Comic Blind
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Dane Cook’s half brother has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly stealing millions from the “comedian.”Darryl McCauley was charged with eight counts of larceny over $250, forgery and larceny by continuous scheme. According to prosecutors,…
“Idol” Hottie Found on Dane Cook’s Casting Couch
Filed under: Hook-Ups
There’s one “Idol” contestant who’s already been through Hollywood — in fact she’s already slept with a celebrity … if you still consider Dane Cook a celebrity.Raquel Houghton, a 28-year-old “waitress/bartender,” dated Cook for roughly three…
How Broke is Dane Cook?
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Here’s how broke Dane Cook is after his brother allegedly fleeced him for all he’s worth … he can’t even afford hair.
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No Joke — Dane Cook’s Brother Steals Him Blind…
Dane Cook — Eat Fresh, Eat Cheap!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
With his brother allegedly stealing a huge chunk of his fortune, Dane Cook has learned those $5 Subway foot-longs can go a long way!
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Dane’s Bro Pleads Not Guilty to Looting…
No Joke — Dane Cook’s Brother Steals Him Blind
Talk about keeping it in the family — sources tell TMZ Dane Cook’s brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian.Darryl McCauley — who was in charge of Cook’s financial affairs since…
Holy Crap — Dane Cook Is Hot!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
His old apartment building — and his movies — may be s**tty, but Dane Cook’s body couldn’t be better.The 36-year-old showed off his bronzed and ripped post-baby bump physique, while out jogging in L.A. on Tuesday.And there ain’t nothing funny about…
Dane Gives Up Haunted Apartment!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
TMZ has learned Dane Cook has given up his fight to live in what he believes is an apartment that has a supernatural force.Cook was evicted from a West Hollywood apartment last August after a jury decided the “comedian” habitually violated the rules…
…OF THE DAY: LC Brought Her Old Dog With Cataracts To The Emmys
Cook’s Crappy Defense: Belushi’s Ghost Owns Me
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Dane Cook is dragging the ghosts of John Belushi and Steve Martin into a nasty legal battle over dog poop — despite the fact that one of the comics isn’t even dead yet!After a judge ruled to evict Cook from his Hollywood apartment last month…