Archive for Courtney Love
Courtney Love Is on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’?
Filed under: We’re Just Sayin’
Here’s rehabbed Cobain widow Courtney Love in London last month (left) — and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Season Two contestant Pandora Boxx (right).Doll parts.We’re just sayin’.
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Reassembled Courtney Love Emerges
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
There was some paranormal activity going on in NYC last night … because Courtney Love actually looked somewhat lucid and put together.Scientific data shows no proof as to how this was even remotely possible.Creepy.
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Courtney Love Checks For a Pulse
Filed under: Beauty
Even partially reassembled rock star Courtney Love isn’t sure if she’s still alive.Kurt Cobain’s pale 45-year-old widow checked her vitals as she roamed around a fashion show in NYC on Tuesday.Despite her bloodless veneer, Court does have a resting …
TMZ TV Tonite — Love Is in the Air!
On TMZ TV Tonite — in honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re having a TMZ love-fest! Mickey Rourke may love his dogs, but he definitely doesn’t have any affection for Courtney Love … Hugh Jackman is such a loving father, it almost makes you want to barf…
While You Were Enjoying Ashton Kutcher’s Latest Show American Idol
- It has been revealed that Mike Tyson used to read bedtime stories to his cell mate while in jail. His book of choice? “Don’t Make Me Kick Your F**kin’ Ass, Moon.”
- A photo of the Octomom while she was pregnant has surfaced online. And by the looks of it, it’s a miracle she didn’t end up giving birth to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s naked robo-body in Terminator 3.
- Mandy Moore has announced her engagement to hipster rock star Ryan Adams. The couple has set up their registry at “Bed, Bath and Beyond, But Mostly, Bath.” Seriously, send soap to this man.
- A British mother who received a morning show makeover was surprised when her own son didn’t recognize her and wept on national television. Make sure to check out the link if you like photos of horrified babies. (Do I!)
- If these photos are any indication, Mary-Kate Olsen has already begun filming a Freaky Friday remake co-starring Courtney Love. (Beeeguuuhzzz they’re twinnnnz.)
Courtney Love Gets Twisted
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
Parts of discombobulated rocker Courtney Love got further bent out of shape in London on Monday.Luckily the 44-year-old was able to partially reassemble herself in no time.
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Courtney Love’s Celebrity Skin…
Courtney Love’s Celebrity Skin
Filed under: We’re Just Sayin’
Here’s partially reassembled rock star Courtney Love standing upright at an event in London on Monday (left) — and her rival, rejuvenated pop queen Madonna in NYC last year (right).Both are attempting to smile.We’re just sayin’.
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While You Were Picking Up Your Feather Thong At The Dry Cleaners
- Despite the prayers of many a tabloid editor, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are reportedly still together following a major New Year’s Eve fight. Which would explain Lindsay’s 2009 Resolution “Stay Lesbian.”
- Jerry O’Connell and wife Rebecca Romijn-
Stamoswelcomed to the world the birth of two twin girls named Dolly and Charlie. Here’s to hoping their little ones are not suffering Cushlash. - Oprah has blamed her recent weight gain on the fact that she “abuses food.” And trust us: No one berates a donut better than Oprah.
- Courtney Love was spotted rehearsing for her lead role in the upcoming movie “Blinded By Jazz: The Homeless Flapper Story.”
- Here’s the creepiest list we’ve seen in a long while: The 10 Sexiest Lady Puppets. You know, when someone asks us “What’s the one place on the body you wouldn’t want to be tweezing splinters out of?” our first reaction is usually “The balls.”
- If you’re in New York tonight and are in the mood for a little lite-hearty laughter, I’ll be performing at Sweet on the LES at 9 PM alongside noneotherthan Janeane Garofalo.
Courtney Love — Oh, Make Her Over!
Filed under: Train Wrecks
Courtney Love was in Malibu yesterday, where her flapper-ballerina-gone-goth ensemble was as painfully incoherent as one of her late night blog posts.
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Kook vs. Kardashians
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Kooky Courtney Love took to her MySpace blog to trash Robert Kardashian — and now the whole family is hella pissed!C. Love accused the Kardashian bro of a hate crime — saying he attacked one of her employees and repeatedly called him a faggot….