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…OF THE DAY: That Puppy Is Totally Photoshopped.

NO SERIOUSLY, IT LOOKS A LITTLE FAKE: Jennifer Aniston graces the cover of the next Entertainment Weekly, and I have to be honest, I can’t tell if that puppy is photoshopped in or not. (Bitten & Bound)
GO. WATCH. NOW. Someone made a video of Kermit singing LCD Soundsystem’s “New York I Love You” and it’s amazing. (Buzzfeed)
MILEY WANTS A DIVORCE: Apparently Miley Cyrus has taken a page from the book of Jenny Humphrey and has gotten the idea in her head that she wants to gain legal emancipation from her parents. Miley is a brat yes, but if my dad wrote Achy Breaky Heart, I would have taken care of that years ago. (Celebitchy)
CALM DOWN, XTINA DID NOT GET THE COURIC HAIRCUT: If you happened to see pictures of Christina Aguilera on the red carpet at the Grammy Nominations concert, you probably freaked out and thought she’d gotten a hideous haircut. Thank god, it was just at a weird angle and in a bun. (Just Jared)
HEIDI’S MOM DROPS THE ROOFIE GAUNTLET: After Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s “marriage” in Mexico, Heidi’s mom has stated that “I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.” Daaayamn. I’m not sure there’s a roofie pill that works for 2 years. (Us)

Posted by: Sara Schaefer on Thursday, December 4th, 2008

…OF THE DAY: Brad Does The Paparazzi Shuffle

SHAKE IT DOWN: An overly zealous security guard grabbed, spun around, bumped, and grind-ed Brad Pitt to protect him from “aggressive” paparazzi. From the smoldering look on Brad’s face, looks like, as he put it “another day in the life…” of being a stone fox! (People)
OH THAT’S NOT GOOD: Stephen Baldwin, for some unkown reason, has an “HM” tattoo on his arm, which stands for Hannah Montana. Gross. Creepy. But apparently Miley is in on this? What? The world is melting. (TMZ)
DON’T DRINK AND BALCONY: Jesse Metcalfe, that guy who played the gardener on Desperate Housewives back when it was relevant, was drinking too much and fell off a balcony at some club. Just filling our daily don’t-drink-and-be-famous-at-the
-same-time warning quotient. (ONTD)
YES SHE CAN: Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman, saying “A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing.” More powerful than changing your name to Sasha Fierce? Because I’m not sure there’s anything more powerful a woman could do. (Heckler Spray)
XTINA REFERS TO LADY GAGA AS “IT”: Christina Aguilera got all underminey when she finally responded to all those comparisons people have been making between her and Lady Gaga, saying “I don’t know if it is a man or a woman.” It apparently responded by rubbing the lotion on itself. (dListed)

Posted by: Sara Schaefer on Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

While You Were Changing Your Name To Lady Caca

Christina Aguilera released a new video for her song “Keeps Gettin’ Better”, and everyone is comparing her to Lady Gaga. I’m sorry, I didn’t see Lady Gaga so much as I saw lady desperate. Oh wait, they’re the same thing.
The Jonas Brothers will make their first feature film, which is called Walter The Farting Dog. The brothers are musicians who have to take care of Walter, “a dog with severe flatulence problems.” Ugh. First they ruin music, now they have to ruin potty humor, too??
Charles Barkley plans to run for governor of Alabama. His campaign slogan? “Charles Barkley: Take A Gamble On Me. Because I have a gambling problem.”
Rick Astley is set to perform at the MTV European Music Awards on November 6. I’m really hoping that everytime they announce a presenter or musical act, he comes out instead. It’s the only thing that might make a music awards show interesting and relevant.
If you didn’t see it yesterday on the internets, check out this clip of Amy Sedaris giving a vaginal cleansing instructive on Chelsea Lately.

Posted by: Sara Schaefer on Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Remember When Christina Aguilera Was Photogenic? (Circa ‘01)

Your Friday afternoon “Maybe I Don’t Look Like Total Crap In All My Facebook Pictures After All” Reminder:

Christina Wha

(via Dlisted)

Posted by: Dan Hopper on Friday, October 17th, 2008

CAPTION THIS: Christina’s Stained-Glass Window

Cool shirt, though I’m expecting Zuul from Ghostbusters to walk out of her any minute.

Christina Church

Posted by: Dan Hopper on Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Xtina and Richie: MILFs Out with Their Duds

Filed under: Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Hot Mamas

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie appeared at Villa last night, leaving their kids at home.They did however bring the boring, scruffy men in their life. What an awesome foursome.

Christina Aguilera’s Greatest Hits: Now With Lion

Christina — for this Greatest Hits album shoot, I’m picturing a kind of Michael Jackson from the Smooth Criminal video meets a really lonely Northwestern Wildcat, then you and the cat break into a duet of “Come On Over” and he cheers up. It’ll be just like the “Opposites Attract” video, only the cat will be real instead of animated, and we’ll end the video before the graphic sex scene. What do you mean there wasn’t a sex scene in the Paula Abdul video? What the hell was I watching?

Christina Lion