Archive for Celine Dion
We Hate To Say This, But…
Celine Dion looks hot. There. Said it. Moving on.
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WORDS I NEVER THOUGHT I’D TYPE: Celine Dion Upskirt Photos
Oh Celine. Why? WHY? Not you… ANYONE BUT YOU.
My favorite person in the world Celine Dion let her underthings fly at a recent concert, and unluckily, photographers were there to snap the action. Admittedly, the photo is worlds more ladylike that the Britney roast beef pics of the same ilk from last year. But still: Celine Dion is a woman of class, not a woman of ass. This is like someone snapping a pic of Robert Redford’s balls, i.e. NOT RIGHT.
Because we are too ladylike to post the ACTUAL photo, head over to this website (NSFW) for a scarring look.
Review: Celine Dion at Staples Center
It’s a no-brainer why Celine Dion’s Taking Chances tour is shaping up as one of the highest-grossing
…OF THE DAY: Celine’s Son’s Hair Will Go On
- MOTHER KNOWS BEST: Celine Dion claims that her 7-year-old son has never wanted a hair cut. Just like he’s never asked for candy and never requested that his mom just stop. For five seconds, just stop. (Celebitchy)
- JAYDEN’S ANATOMY: As reported earlier, Britney Spears’ baby went to the ER. Rumors were spreading that it was a “seizure,” but turned out to be just hives from something he ingested. Britney note to self: don’t leave the Fiery Habanero Doritos out on the counter. (Britney Spears)
- THE RAINBOW BRIDGE DON’T JUDGE: The world’s ugliest dog, Gus, died today of cancer. Though he was judged on earth (and perhaps loved in an ironic hipstery kind of way) for his hideous exterior - we must remember, all dogs go to heaven. ALL. (dListed)
- MISFIT URL: Have a link you want to send around to your friends or post on facebook? Want to be a d*ck about it? Head on over to HugeURL.com and get yourself an obnoxiously long URL. (BuzzFeed)
- THIS KID IS TOTALLY F**KING WITH YOU: Brad Pitt told Oprah this week that Shiloh is only responding to the names “John” or “Peter.” I don’t know, maybe she’s just confused because there are so many damn kids running around she has no idea who she is?? Or maybe she just wants a normal name. Or a penis. (ONTD)
- STAGEFALL: Jack Black fell off a stage today. You would think it would be funnier than Juan Gabriel… but no, not really. (ONTD)
- TRAGEDY: One day before the possibility of her grandson becoming the first African-American president, Barack Obama’s grandmother has passed away at the age of 87. (Yahoo)
- THAT’S KINDA SORTA RAVEN: We are really not being sarcastic right now… but Raven Symone is look pretty good here. I mean… that belt needs some work. But it’s an improvement, a little. (Hollywood Limelight)
- THE BEST COSTUME: Spaghetti Cat is the greatest costume of our times. (DListed)
- ROFL THIS: In this fervent pre-election madness, Dr. Evil can really lighten the mood! (ROFLRazzi)
- PLEASE GOD NON: Celine Dion’s doctors have banned her from singing!! NOT IN THIS INTERNATIONAL TIME OF NEED! (Female First)
…OF THE DAY
EXCLUSIVE: Celine Dion Hits Up Saks… And You’ll Never Believe How Much Money She Spent.
“Qu’est-ce que la crise économique?”
The above quote is French for “What economic crisis?”, and we’re guessing they’re the exact words uttered by Celine Dion last week at New York’s famous Saks Fifth Avenue. A tipster tells us that right after closing, Celine entered the store with a small entourage, where a personal shopper helped her pick-out a gaggle of purses and pants and dresses and allllll the size 0 and 2 garments that only Celine could make work.
So just how much money did the inimitable Celine Dion plunk down at Saks?
You will literally not believe us.
$400,000
That’s right! Celine Dion spent $400,F**king,000 on clothing and accessories at Saks. (And her personal shopper earned 7 percent of the sale… I’m in the wrong business.)
Look, I adore Celine Dion. She is a life inspiration and a mentor. But how the hell do you spend nearly half a million dollars at Saks when we are on the verge of a Greater Depression? And more amazingly: HOW DO YOU EVEN SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY? I went on the Saks website and tried to spend $400,000 as quickly as possible. Here is what I came up with:
All makes sense now.
PS NEVER FORGET:
Celine Dion: My Fans Will Go On and On … and On
Filed under: Music
Unlike her music, Celine Dion doesn’t suck.There must have been about 200 fans outside her hotel in NYC yesterday, and even the “Greatest Singer in the World” made time to sign for as many as possible. Take that, Daniel Radcliffe!
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Celine — My Boys Must Sit and Spin!
Filed under: Let’s Get This Party Started
Celine Dion is blowing into NYC with a security retinue that rivals anything Obama or McCain might have — and other, fruitier demands, too.The Times of South Africa reports Dion is demanding 11 bodyguards be on stage at all times for her show…
Celine: Her Son’s Hair Will Go On
Filed under: Music, Kids, Nurse!
Decked out in her Mrs. Roper finest, Celine Dion hit the town in Monaco — with her long-haired SON, Rene-Charles. Little Camryn Manheim, is that you?!If she doesn’t get his weave cut soon, Child Protective Services will need to be called.
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Celine Dion Shows Off her Canadian Bacon
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Music, Hot Bodies
Celine Dion hit a high note while in Antibes, France — by wearing a bikini!The “Titanic” singer proved nothing on the 40-year-old is sinking … yet.
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