Archive for Carmen Electra
Vegas weekend: Carmen Electra and more
“Crazy Horse” has some of the best-looking showgirls to be seen on the Strip.
Three Hot Bitches
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Who’d You Rather?
Carmen Electra and Denise Richards posed for a pic with Lucky while hanging out a Pre-Inauguration celebration in Los Angeles. The question ……
To Protect and To Serve … Carmen Electra
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Carmen Electra, Hot Bodies
Two Burbank PD officers did their level best to ensure Carmen Electra made a safe exit from Bob’s Big Boy.Having a killer body… a menace to society.
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Carmen Electra: I’m Just So Incredibly Popular
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Carmen Electra: I’m Just So Incredibly Popular
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Carmen Electra has sued a company very few people even care about, but what she says about herself in the suit is priceless.Carmen claims Payment Data Systems made a deal with her for some kind of merchandising agreement and the company, aka the…
Carmen Electra: The Sex Files
Carmen Electra really isn’t all about sex. Really, she isn’t.
At least that’s what the former Baywatch babe wants us to believe.
Electra insists that you won’t…
Carmen Electra Gets a Full Body Wax
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Carmen Electra, Hot Bodies
Get a load of Carmen’s smooth bumper!
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Kim & Carmen: Mag Hags
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Kim & Carmen: Mag Hags
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian
TMZ.com: Buxom boobs Kim Karsdashian and Carmen Electra checked out each other’s front covers on Wednesday.It’s amazing any magazine actually paid them to pose — with their clothes on!
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Fake Ass Kim K Cashes In
Virtual Pole Dancing With Carmen Electra Coming Soon
From CELE|BITCHY — Nintendo’s Wii is about to get a whole lot funkier. There is the bowling and tennis and whatever. But pole dancing? Yes, I think American’s need that. Check out the details, and a couple of videos, after the jump!
Carmen Electra Pole Dancing Wii Game Could Be Coming
The company that brought us the Carmen Electra home pole dancing kit is seeking a partner to help launch a pole dancing version of Nintendo’s Wii.
“According to the report, Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company behind the Carmen Electra home pole dancing kit, is looking to bring the new exercise to the makers of the game. The report speculates, “Pole dancing would certainly be an interesting fit for the Nintendo Wii, and it would be something to see how big of a pole they would actually ship with a game.”
It sounds like a total fabrication and the dream of 15 year old boys everywhere, but it could be a possibility. Carmen has several pole dancing, lap dancing and stripping instructional videos aimed at providing a work out and adding sexy skills for the bedroom. The possible stripper game will be rated and aimed for an adult audience that caters to both men and women.
Currently Peekaboo Pole Dancing is shopping for a partner to make the dream a reality. The company needs help to license the concept. While Peekaboo denied Electra’s involvement, it has not been completely ruled out. They sent out an email announcing the idea and mentioned a few of celebrities who own their portable poles to encourage hype. Kylie Minogue, the Pussycat Dolls and the Spice Girls were all mentioned.
I get the general idea. However I foresee a couple of problems. One - Wii games are aimed at all ages. I understand that adults can play, but the idea of seeing my dad swing around a pole in pasties on family game night is not appealing. Second a slew of lawsuits will begin as some knob uses the pole in a manner other than what it was intended for.
Note by Celebitchy: The Wii Fit
Here’s a video demonstrating the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit:
And here’s Carmen Electra doing a lap dance:
Carmen Electra is shown at Planet Hollywood on 4/26/08, thanks to PRPhotos.
Carmen, Will You Sign My Abs?!
Filed under: Star Catcher
TMZ.com: Carmen Electra and new boyfriend Rob Patterson went to Villa last night and signed the bare torso of an excited fan. Haven’t we seen those guys before?Also in L.A.: Rosario Dawson upped her indie cred with KCRW DJ/boyfriend Mathieu Schreyer (though… Read more
FASHION SECURITY GUARD: Red Carpet Recaps Written By A Straight Dude Are So Raven
Since you guys seemed to like it last time, I will continue to provide my off-the-cuff, relatively unqualified, totally indifferent red carpet fashion recaps from time to time. I am the Fashion Security Guard. So let’s get started then, shall we:
This is that chick Raven-Symone, from the kids show where they use her name, “Raven”, as an adjective, describing various things as being “so Raven”. Is this dress Raven? I have no idea. I mean, she’s wearing it, so I would say that his to make it at least a little bit Raven. But it’s very purple, which I suspect, as colors go, is somewhat Raven. She looks very sassy.
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Here’s Jessica Alba at the premiere of her new movie The Eye (I think its one of those scary ones where weird Asian girls suddenly appear at the end of a hallway and glare at your through their bangs). I would say her dress is white with jewels around the top of her boobs. While it seems very elegant and classy, I think it makes her look kind of big around the mid-section. But still, she looks very nice.
This is Carmen Electra. Judging by the determined manner in which she’s standing, I guess I’m supposed to think she’s hot or sexy or whatever. She’s okay. I think her dress is a color like aqua or teal, and has sparkly silver lines going down it that sort of look like layers under the Earth’s crust, except all of them are that aqua-ish color. I bet at Carmen’s core, there is only molten Electra. And boobs.
Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty fierce, sober, and sassy these days. She appears to be wearing some kind of executive blazer over a mini-skirt made entirely out of street signs, sort of like a Kindergarten teacher who suddenly decided she wanted to be a Powerful Businesswoman. I guess it would be funnier if there was a big “STOP” sign over where her vagina is, but maybe that’s not her style. Even when she’s wearing stuff I don’t really understand, I have to admit she’s pretty attractive.
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. Duh. I don’t really have a whole lot to say about their dresses, other than they seem fine, and were probably made by a competent individual who is good with satin and those kind of fabrics, but since they’re at the red carpet for the premiere of that new movie they’re in together, I would like to say that the way they kept talking about whether or not they would make out with each other during all those promotional interviews was kind of a sneaky, underhanded way to trick heterosexual males such as myself into going to see a movie we would otherwise never watch. That’s not very cool. Still, in terms of being extraordinarily attractive to look at, they’re both flawless here.