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While You Were “Feeding” The “Children”
- Bono was seen partying with two teenage girls in Saint Tropez. He says it was just part of his anti-poverty campaign…look at these children! They’re so poor they have to wear mis-matched crystal-encrusted bikinis!
- Amy Poehler and Will Arnett welcomed their first child into the world, and named him Archie. Gaaaah! So cute. No word on when the little fella will be getting his development deal, but we’re assuming it will be any minute now.
- Lindsay Lohan is telling all her friends repeatedly that she is NOT a lesbian, and Sam’s the only woman she would ever go to. Sigh. One day, maybe our children’s children will live in a world where a Lindsay Lohan can love whoever she wants, and no one gives a sh*t.
- Yes! Alan Rickman will play The Catepillar, and Crispin Glover will be The Knave of Hearts in Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland, and there are more roles that have been cast. Looks like we’re moving full steam ahead for Burton’s creepiest film yet.
- Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani dressed up like eggs and bacon for an early Halloween party. Sexy eggs and sexy bacon? No? Damn.
- Kanye West goes through the entire spectrum of human emotions in a single blog post title:
I DID NOT LEAK ROBOCOP!!!… THAT’S NOT EVEN THE FINISHED VERSION… I’M PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT BUT THAT’S THE WAY LIFE IS SOMETIMES!