Archive for Ben Stiller
While You Were Making Mutton Chops Feel Left Out
- Brad Pitt has stated that his “goal” is to bring the moustache back in style. Meanwhile, moustaches have stated that their goal is to keep the lip toasty while also making people look like sex offenders.
- Ben Stiller is making a Zoolander sequel! Some possible title choices include Twolander, Boolander, Bluelander Steelander, Milliondollarchecklander, and WaittilitcomesonHBOlander.
- Usually classy Tatler Magazine really outdoes themselves with this truly hideous cover this month.
- The NHL has suspended Sean Avery for comments made about his actress ex-girlfriends, calling them Sloppy Seconds. You know, for a sport that thrives off of knocking your opponent’s teeth out, they have remarkably stringent rules about language.
- Katie Couric has debuted her new haircut, in a style known as “Friendless Michelle Collins in the 6th Grade.”
While You Were Bowled Over By 30 Rock’s Other Celebrity Cameo, Harry Anderson
- Barack Obama is likely to be named Time’s Person of the Year. But SNL’s Seth Meyer brings up a good point, suggesting 2008’s Most Revered Lady Tina Fey for the honor instead. BWE’s choice? Joe Pesci (as is our choice every year.)
- DEAR SWEET LORD NO: Alvin and The Chipmunks is releasing a “Squeakuel“, where the Squirrels go to school and meet the Chipettes. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will likely play themselves.
- Very little things in this world please us more than the following anecdote where Robert DeNiro makes fun of Ben Stiller for having a small penis.
- WHERE MY SINGLE LADIES AT: I’m not gonna lie… the various games you can play over by spending “A Day As A Cat” at the Meow Mix website has easily made this my best Friday morning in decades. The sound effects alone have ensured that I won’t be having children for at least 20 more years.
- CBS has given John Mayer his own Variety Show… Here’s to hoping there’s a segment where he just makes love to a handful of ladies real slow while playing acoustic.
Ben Stiller Invites You to His Party in the Back
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Ben Stiller is in dangerous territory — and TMZ’s very own in-house redneck says he’s six day’s growth away from a full-fledged mullet.(Hey y’all, quick reminder — when calculating mulletude, don’t forget to factor in the ratio of back length to…
Ben Stiller Uses The Tom Cruise Escape Method
Filed under: Tom & Katie
Ben Stiller and his family have discovered the easiest way to escape the pappers in NYC — eat dinner with people more famous than you.
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While You Were Trying To Get The Damn Olympic Theme Out Of Your Head
- Michael Phelps won his tenth and eleventh gold medals of his career last night, two more than any other athlete in Olympic history, finally giving him enough to fulfill his lifelong dream of filming his own Goldfinger remake.
- Adrian Grenier and girlfriend Isabel Lucas have broken up just two weeks after Lucas was riding shotgun with Shia LaBeouf during his car wreck. Grenier learned a valuable lesson about women — once they go LaBeouf, you never feel so LaTeouf.
- Protesters gathered outside the Tropic Thunder premiere yesterday chanting to ban the use of the word “retard,” a reference to an Oscar-baiting role once played by Ben Stiller’s lead character. Where were you guys when that other dark comedy I Am Sam was out?
- NBC’s Olympic coverage dominated the ratings this week, giving NBC its biggest frame in 2 1/2 years since people finally stopped forgetting that Seinfeld was over and tuning in to the network on Thusday nights.
- The Boston Red Sox blew a 10-0 lead last night but came back to beat the Texas Rangers 19-17 at Fenway Park’s “Turn Back The Clocks To 1998″ Legal Steroids Night.
Tom Cruise Shows Spielberg His Cockpit
TMZ.com: Little boys like big toys, so Tom Cruise took his P-51 Mustang on a test drive with Steven Spielberg and Ben Stiller.
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Zoolander: Blue Steel Never Dies
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
TMZ.com: It’s no Magnum, but dear God — Ben Stiller is still beautiful.How many stars actually do their signature move when you ask them to? Props to Ben…. Read more
TRAILER MIX: Tropic Thunder Should Be Really, Really Awesome, Unless It’s Terrible
I’ve never subscribed to the prevailing internet-cynicism that whenever a comic actor has made a bunch of movies, they inevitably just somehow become “not funny,” even if people like Ben Stiller sure make it difficult sometimes. But really, do you expect me to sit here and say that I’m not genuinely intrigued to see “Tropic Thunder,” starring Robert Downey Jr. in blackface, Jack Black in Jack Blackface, and Stiller as a stuck-up dolt with a slightly goofy voice (finally)? I’m not sure what to believe anymore — check out the full trailer and decide for yourself: