Archive for Avril Lavigne
Avril to Deryk — See You L8ter Boi
It’s official, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley’s marriage is over.Avril just posted the following message on her blog:”Deryck and I have been together for 6 and a half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and …
Avril: Not Pregnant, Just a “Fat Ass”
Filed under: Baby Watch
Avril Lavigne understands where those pregnancy rumors are coming from — it’s the same place she had her head buried for so long.
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Screechy Bear? Avril Rolls with Greasy…
Screechy Bear? — Avril Rolls with Greasy
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
As if spitting at paparazzi, hanging with Paris Hilton and completely sucking on stage wasn’t bad enough, Avril Lavigne has hit a new low — by hitting a nightclub with Brandon Davis. Gross.
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Avril Sucks on Stage
Swapping Spit with…
Avril Sucks on Stage
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird
Everybody loves “I Love Rock and Roll” — just not when Avril Lavigne’s singing it.The pink-haired wannabe punk was coaxed on-stage by the badass guys from Steel Panther at the Key Club last night — and quickly made us long for the days of Tony Romo…
Avril — A Penne For Your Thoughts
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors
Nothing like an Italian restaurant to clear the air. With all those rumors that there’s trouble a brewin’ in Avril Lavigne’s marriage to her Sk8er Boi hubby, they made a pilgrimage to Madeo to show solidarity. You buin’ it?
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Malaysia:…
While You Were Proving You Want To Bang Blair Waldorf
- We’ve got chihuahua fever! These chihuahuas may have been born without front legs, but they are just as hyped about Beverly Hills Chihuahua as we are. And yes, this was just an excuse to post a picture of chihuahuas riding in wheelchair scooters. (Celebitchy)
- Warning: Gwyneth Paltrow was seen out and about without any makeup on yesterday. If you are easily depressed, don’t look. Because she still looks beautiful and insanely happy and better than you would in 4 pounds of makeup. (You=me.) (Just Jared)
- Mario Lopez is sending mixed messages: in the same interview with People, he said his “shirtless photo-shoot” days are over, but then went on to also say that we can expect to see him topless in the upcoming season of Nip/Tuck. Oh Mario, don’t treat our hearts like your little toy, and your nipples like a game of Wack-A-Mole!!! (Scandalist)
- Total Request Live has been canceled! After 10 years, it will come to an end in November. Dave Sirulnick, executive producer of TRL, said that after a decade of working so hard, “This feels like the right time and let’s celebrate it and let’s reward it.” Haha, is that what canceling a television show is called these days? “Rewarding” it? If that’s the case, I really wish they would reward The Hills. (Jossip)
- Avril Lavigne launched her new clothing line “Abbey Dawn” in Tokyo. The clothing line consists of striped socks, plaid skirts, patchwork hoodies, and t-shirts with Avril’s face and the words “punk” and “rock.” In other words, this is the clothing line Sid Vicious always dreamed of. (ONTD)
- FLUFFY FINGERS: Craig Robinson, the super-likable co-star from The Office and Pineapple Express, is facing felony charges for possessing ecstasy and methamphetamine. I just hope they don’t trace this back to Gary Cole too. (AP)
- EXPERIMENTAL PARENTING: A mom and dad are letting their kid drop out of school to concentrate on Guitar Hero, and I’m a bit jealous — because of my lame “stay in school” parents, I’ll never know how good I could’ve been at Goldeneye. (Kotaku)
- PUNK’D: Malaysian officials are protesting Avril Lavigne performing in their country, calling her show “too sexy.” Although in Malaysian, the same word means both “sexy” and “insufferable.” (Yahoo!)
- FORREST WHITAKER LITE: Laurence Fishburne has joined the cast of CSI for a new spinoff, CSI: Fishburne. (Hollywood Reporter)
- CHARACTER BACHELOR: Donnie Wahlberg’s wife has filed for divorce after seven years of marriage, claiming “I can’t believe it took me this long to realize I married the wrong Wahlberg.” (People)
- We’ve learned in the past, it’s not a press junket without Jack Black dancing around. And in this case, sweating through his tee.
- Coolest middle school ever? Or brilliance formed from a tragedy. Oh China! You never cease to amaze me.
- Hayden Panettiere was a singer? This is news to me. Apparently, she’s getting back to it. Righto. Enjoy that one!
- In a series of peculiar tattoos featured on this site. This guy right here, has an obsession superior to the Spiderman-man. Playstation? For real? And so, some giant has to control your back? Yea. Kick ass.
- This is for the nerd in me celebrating the new iPhone announcement. Yes. You heard me right. And no, I do not yet have one. But wait until tomorrow.
- So, Avril. You have a pink-sparkley microphone. In case you didn’t notice, Mariah Carey rocks the sparkled mics. Way to keep it punk.
- And finally, adaptability at it’s finest. And to think, you complain about that stairmaster [what?]. At least you have two legs! Rock on little one!
Malaysia: Avril Not as Sexy as We Thought
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
After canning Avril Lavigne’s August 29 concert because the singer was “too sexy” — officials in Kuala Lumpur are now saying she’s free to be as unsexy as she can possibly be. The Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Datuk Mohd Shafie Apdal…
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Avril Looks Better in a Burqa
At least someone thinks Avril Lavigne is real sexy. Too sexy, in fact — the major opposition party in Malaysia wants Av’s concert in Kuala Lumpur later this month 86′ed because, says a party leader, she would be a bad influence on the youth of the…
PIC SLIP: Playstation Tattoos
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