Archive for Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher waves goodbye to bachelor pad
The home has six bedrooms and 5 1/2 bathrooms in 4,860 square feet. The property has a tennis court and was renovated in 2008.
Ashton’s Pre-Flight “Bitch” Fight
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Reports of Ashton Kutcher’s pap popularity have been greatly exaggerated — by Ashton himself.Take a look at Kutcher’s latest video on his trusty Twitter page (left) to demonstrate the pap “harassment” at LAX — getting pissed when one of ‘em,…
Ashton Kutcher: Leave Me and Demi Alone!
Ashton Kutcher has a few words—well, 773 words, to be exact—for his critics.
Even though Kutcher has become the unofficial poster celebrity for Twitter, he decided to take to…
A Little Peace for Ashton
Filed under: Celebrity Pay Dirt
In an attempt to turn his contempt towards his “dickweed” neighbor into something comical, Ashton Kutcher thanked the construction workers below his house for putting off their hammering until well after 7:30 AM.Doing his best John Cusack impression,…
Burying the Hammer?? — Ashton Apologizes
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
With his tail firmly tucked between his legs, a substantially calmer Ashton Kutcher got back in front of his webcam just minutes ago and apologized for verbally bashing his “dickweed … jackass” of a neighbor over today’s early morning hammering…
Ashton Kutcher Rips His “Dickweed Neighbor”
Filed under: Celebrity Pay Dirt
Ashton Kutcher went absolutely insane when he was woken up by a neighbor who started construction on a house at 7:30 in the morning.Kutcher got a camera and taped the explosion — it’s an instant classic.Ashton has been blogging updates on the…
Sightings: Ashton Kutcher’s Reunion With Wilmer
’70s SHOWMEN: Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderrama, sharing a table while dancing and hanging out with pals at Apple Lounge in West Hollywood.
BOHO HOBO: Karina Smirnoff,…
Coach Ashton is a Bill BeliChick Magnet
Filed under: Talk Sports
Sure, Ashton Kutcher has coached his Harvard Westlake High School football team to an impressive 4-2 record, he brings intensity to the field, and he helps lure legends like Tommy Lasorda onto the sidelines. But the real reason the guys on the squad…
BEST OF THE BWE: A Chinchilla Luau Helps With The Pain
Some week, huh? Debates, the economy, Alex’s departure, Rupert…where do I even begin? It might take me all night to explain the (deadly) cocktail of mixed emotions I’m feeling right now, so instead, here’s a guide to how it all went down:
- Alex Blagg is moving to L.A. and we shall miss him dearly. Raise a glass to toast Alex’s achievements! And drink it to drown your sorrows.
- I commissioned a dance track set to Project Runway designer Jerrell’s amazing phrase “at da teyents.” Still waiting on that video - get to it, people!
- Michelle asked us what we thought of this clown calendar, and I believe the overall consensus was that clowns are HOT.
- It’s hard to imagine it being possible, but Michelle discovered that O.J. Simpson is even more creepy than we realized, when she opened up the press packet and DVD for his new Ashton Kutcher style prank show Juiced.
- I discovered that I had really bad hair during 2001 using the retro version of Google. At least Heidi Montag didn’t exist on the internet back then.
- Dan came up with 5 David Blaine stunts that would be lamer than the “Dive of Death” mess he made last week.
- Alex used his skills as a behavioral psychologist to analyze what your wacky USB drive says about you.
- Dan gathered the The 10 Most Stupidly Accurate South Park Song Parodies. I was bummed that Chocolate Salty Balls didn’t make the cut, but it’s worth spending some time with this stunning collection of satire.
- Finally, take a moment to remember Rupert. His life, his memory, his montage.
Demi & Ashton: As Boring As They Are Beautiful
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Style Insider
Married just three years, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have officially become THAT couple.After traipsing through Chicago in identical outfits this weekend, the Moore-Kutchers further annoyed everyone and finished each other’s sentences, raved about…