Archive for Ashley Olsen
Sightings: It’s Amore for Ashley Olsen and Her Man
ITALIAN JOB: Ashley Olsen, enjoying dinner (but not the paparazzi attention) Saturday night at Italian restaurant Pace in Los Angeles with hottie actor boyfriend Justin Bartha.
LOVE TO…
Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen’s big fashion feud
The twin split up with Ashley running the high-end line, Mary-Kate taking the low road.
Olsens — Twin Terrors in the Hood
Filed under: Let’s Get This Party Started
How could such small people cause such a ruckus?Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are getting their neighbors in NYC steaming mad. According to the New York Post, they’ve been keeping the people on the block up all hours with their cars and bodyguards, and…
Which Olsen Twin Is It?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The Olsen twins disheveled look has become standard issue for both, so it’s almost impossible to tell them apart….
TMZ TV Tonite - Horsin’ Around
Tonight on TMZ TV — Jennifer Aniston’s back in the saddle again, Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen — place your bets, and there’s nothing like beating a dead horse — or in this case, M. Night Shyamalan.Check your local listings….
Olsen Twins Separated After Birth
Filed under: Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen
Usually we could forgive our camera guy for calling Ashley by her sister’s name — like he did last night. But these days we actually can tell them apart.Mary-Kate has been a part of all that Heath Ledger drama. Plus, she’s involved in a $30k dispute…
Name That Olsen Twin/Madden Brother
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen
Wearing matching Sam Ronson hats, one of the Olsen Twins hung out with either Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton’s Madden brother boyfriend in NYC on Tuesday night.If you were Paris or Nicole, would you want Benji or Joel hanging out with Mary-Kate or…
Mary-Kate’s Lawyer: She Knows Nothing
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen, Heath Ledger
After reports surfaced the Feds have repeatedly tried and failed to get Mary-Kate Olsen to spill what she knows about how Heath Ledger got the drug cocktail that eventually killed him, the tiny twin’s attorney Michael Miller has issued the following…
Olsen Twins Butt of Jokes at Bob Saget Roast
It’s probably a good thing that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen skipped last night’s Comedy Central Roast of their Full House father, Bob Saget.
Hosted by another Full House alum,…
PETA Takes Mary-Kate And Ashley Down Another Million Notches
Seriously, people, let’s send Mary Kate & Ashley human hair in the mail for their birthdays! Just imagine the following plausible scenario…
ASHLEY: Bad news, Mary Kate. We just got an envelope with human hair in it.
MARY KATE: Oh man, I don’t want to wear that person’s hair!
ASHLEY: It gets worse.
MARY KATE: How could it be any worse?
ASHLEY: There’s a note. I don’t think you want to know what it says.
MARY KATE: Tell me what it says.
ASHLEY: I don’t think you can handle it.
MARY KATE: I’m ready — just, tell me what it says.
ASHLEY: It says, “Please, use my hair instead of the animals’. Happy Birthday.”
MARY KATE: Ohhhhhh nooooooo!!!!! It is our birthday, too, so that part is accurate! [SOBS]
MARY KATE: This is worse than when they told people to call us the Trollsen Twins!
ASHLEY: Also, we received three more envelopes with hair and identical notes.
MARY KATE: NOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO!!!!!!
[MARY KATE and ASHLEY both immediately convert to veganism, film an Oscar-winning sequel to “An Inconvenient Truth,” and nurse to health ten wounded animals per piece of fur they own. PETA moves on to extract publicity from another easy, highly-visible target.]