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Amy Winehouse — If You Bought ‘Em, Flaunt ‘Em
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Re-engineered pop star Amy Winehouse took her new silicone assets out for walk last night in Camden, which seemed to burst through her wife-beater top like they were the handiwork of Dr. Bruce Banner.Who said her career was a bust?
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Amy Winehouse On the Loose
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Single, white popwreck, freshly-rehabbed (allegedly) seeks mate who is not in a heavy-security prison — that’s the personal ad we’re expecting from Amy Winehouse any day now.A London judge granted the divorce between the queen of St. Lucia and Blake …
Amy Winehouse: Back From Black
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Never underestimate the power of an 8-month vacation on the Caribbean island of St Lucia sans booze and Blake to make even singer Amy Winehouse look healthy, sane and refreshed.Wearing her best Cosby sweater, Winehouse returned to London today to …
Amy Winehouse Coachella watch: She’s out
Could Coachella work its magic? No. Winehouse is out for the three-day fest.
Amy Winehouse Charged with Assault
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If cops are showing up at Amy Winehouse’s home … then it must be Friday!The ever-troubled singer was charged today for allegedly assaulting a fan during an incident last year. Wino allegedly smacked around a woman who had the audacity to ask Amy…
Amy Wino: Cleaned Up in Aisle Four
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Amy Winehouse
Sporting a freshly dry cleaned Peg Bundy weave, a new coat of face paint, a fitted ’80s Cosby sweater mini-dress and unbruised limbs, tropically reassembled trainwreck Amy Winehouse stood upright and purchased some treats at a shop in London on…
Winehouse Free to Roam Again
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We’re told Amy Winehouse has just been released from the hospital in St. Lucia after being stricken yesterday by a mysterious ailment… the kind that’s caused by the whole “drinking heavily while battling drug addiction” thing.It’s nice to know Amy…
Wino — Penetrated by Axe-Thieves
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You may have thought Amy Winehouse had nothing to lose — turns out she still had a few guitars to take at her London house.London cops say two men forced their way into her house in Camden yesterday morning while Wino was out in St. Lucia, and took…
CONVERSATIONS WITH WINEHOUSE: Naked Scrabble
“Oh yehhh, ya got some dead good wurds… move dis T theh… put the Z and X heh… take the two D’s in the front… gives yeh Dddddzzxxx…. ah feck me you know what? You don’t got any vowels! Do you mind my tit on your arm? It’s jus so bleedin’ hot, you know? You should take your suit off, ya’d feel crackin’.”
“Feck, I’m boilin. Oh feck! Feck! Put the F oveh heah! Quick! Whatcha mean it ain’t a wuhd? Issays “toof”. Are ya bleedin’ kidding me? Toof? Like “you got somefin in your toof”? You lot are right stupid sometimes, honestly. By the way, are my tits botherin’ anyone? No? My danglin’ nipples ain’t roonin’ the game I hope? Ay, good.”
Amy Lets Another Bloke into Her Winehouse
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Amy Winehouse has a new habit — clean-cut, handsome, healthy boytoys. The married popwreck has been spotted cavorting with yet another sporty fella who works at the St. Lucia hotel where she’s staying, reports the Brit tabs. “Amy has met another…