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BEST OF THE BWE: March Music Angriness!
When this week began, we were secure in our knowledge that David Archuleta would shoot to stardom, Britney would never rely on a cartoon to make her thin, and the Governor of New York was an upstanding, non-prostitute-visiting public servant. Find out how it all went south on an all new episode of BWE tonight at 9 and 11! Meanwhile, this week on the Information Cul-de-sac:
- Michelle attends the prestigious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony and quickly learns that Rock isn’t just about unconfortably awkward induction speeches — it also involves giving free gifts to Chevy Chase.
- Meanwhile, at a less Suit-controlled celebration, Alex out-indies the entire indie field at the Plug Awards.
- But when it comes to having a true working knowledge of music and culture and general, look no further than me in Ninth Grade.
- Popular Music Historian / D*ck Drawer Perez Hilton takes a shot at those pathetic, washed-up retreads, Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails.
- Can we all agree to stop raping the Beatles catalogue? Please? “Idol,” you want to start by setting an example?
- In non-music news, a Slutty Firetruck, a Singing Orphan, Max Headroom, and Payin’ 4 Vag all pop in for cameos in this week’s wave of Celebrity Math.
- Alex rips open the Glad Bag of deception that is the “Top Chef” hairstyle scandal with a list of the Top 10 Faux-Hawks In “Top Chef” History.
- Learn how to turn your forgettable celebrity-packed CGI movie into a comedy masterpiece with just five easy casting changes!
- And finally, who says Myspace is a wasteland these days? MISS KNOCKOUT don’t think so LOL.
