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Chris Brown has changed his Facebook status from “In a Relationship” to “Single”, after he beat up girlfriend Rihanna before last week’s Grammy’s. Here’s to hoping Facebook adds a new relationship status, “Prison Bitch.”
In celebrity auction news, Madonna’s nude photo recently sold for $37,500, while Gandhi’s miniature eyeglasses are set to go up for auction next month. Still not up for sale? The most beloved of all celebrity accoutrement… Gallagher’s smash hammer.
The director of Joaquin Phoenix’s last movie claims the actor’s sting on Letterman seemed as real an anything he’s ever done. Which, in our opinion, makes it his greatest performance after the scene in Parenthood where Gary calls his Dad up and then runs out of the house and rents some porn.
And in a related story, OFMITHW* Alec Baldwin made an appearance on Conan last night and tried out his best Joaquin impression… which involves some light nostril diving. (*Our favorite man in the whole world.)
This video of a little girl reading aloud from a book called “Kittens” is making the rounds on the net. We guess it’s kind of cute (and terrifying), though the only thing that kept crossing our minds is what a great couple she’d make with “David After Dentist.” It’s OK to want to set up small children together, right? Great.

Posted by: Michelle Collins on Friday, February 13th, 2009

Alec Baldwin played up his big bro role yesterday, treating Billy, Stephen and their families to a Super Bowl weekend.

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Poor Jessica Simpson… one pair of crotch-hugging, unflattering, nip-high Mom jeans, and the entire world starts calling you fat.
A Michael Jackson musical called “Thriller” will be hitting the Broadway stages! Casting directors are seeking young boys aged 6 to 11 for auditions, to be held in the back of a 1994 limousine.
Alec Baldwin’s date to the SAG Awards was his sometimes estranged 13-year-old daughter Ireland. Yes, that is her. No, really, she’s 13, we swear. Don’t turn yourself in, you haven’t even done anything yet. Wait, you did what? Sigh. (phone dials 911)
My dream sleepover party has finally happened, and I wasn’t even invited: Madonna and A-Rod spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s mansion in East Hampton. We’re guessing they all ate a lot of lobster bisque.
Here’s our favorite feud since Trump and Rosie: Mario Batali vs. Gordon Ramsey! Batali has banned Ramsey from entering any of his restaurants after the saucy British TV star called the ginger-bearded chef “Fanta Pants.” Point Ramsey.
A woman has given birth to octuplets, only the second time in history all 8 babies have survived. Expect to see the entire family on TLC is juuuuust… abouttttt…. ok, they’re on. (Title suggestion: The Peanut Gang.)

Posted by: Michelle Collins on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Dude gave us a little T-M-I in NY last night … but we’re not sure if he’s pulling our leg — or if he’s being serious….

Posted by: TMZ Staff on Thursday, October 30th, 2008

GOOD GORDEED: Hey, Heidi and Spencer ate some crappy Taco Bell for ~~charity~~ ~~publicity~~ charicity! (ONTD)
LAUGH MEDICINE: Some kind soul at SNL put up the precise vintage parody ad that our crumbling economy needed right now. It’s even got Alec Baldwin! (Videogum)
HOT TUB: I don’t really know what this post or video is about, but the first 30 seconds of steak and eggs with William Shatner is undoubtedly worth the price of admission. (StreetCarnage)
EDUTAINMENT: Yay, a new Drunk History - this time with William Henry Harrison! (Buzzfeed)
NO JOKE: Just a good old fashioned radio interview with comedy genius Louis CK over at The Sound of Young America. (Maximum Fun)

Posted by: Alex Blagg on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

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Britney Spears’ mother claims in a new book that Britney started drinking at 13, lost her V card at 14, and at 15, used drugs. She forgot to mention that at 26, Britney cut off all familial ties.
EAST COAST WEST COAST: 30 Rock star Alec Baldwin has messed with the wrong TV executive when he decided to slam fellow Must See TV co-show My Name Is Earl. Creator Greg Garcia flared his cat claws over at Defamer, calling Baldwin a “psychotic narcissist.” Is it possible to sleep with three eyes open?
We’ve been a little lazy with purchasing the Season 4 DVD of The Office. Luckily, the Outtakes are online already. Would you be surprised to hear that Stanley gets the biggest laugh?
ITEM THAT WILL ONLY BE INTERESTING TO MY MOTHER: Cliff Richard is probably gay, and lives with an ex-priest. Sorry Mom!
BWE’s Melissa Rauch might be hanging out of your Long Island window right now… if this music video “Partially Stalked Love” is any indication…

Posted by: Michelle Collins on Friday, September 5th, 2008

GOP COUTURE: Cindy McCain’s outfit the other night at the Republican National Convention - the one that looked like a rain coat from Blade Runner - apparently cost $300,000, or the combined yearly salary of 30 worthless welfare-mongering poor people. (Vanity Fair)
MUST SEE TV BEEF: The My Name Is Earl creator can likely expect a strongly-worded answering machine message from Alec Baldwin when he gets home tonight. (Defamer)
MR. PRESIDENT: I’ve finally found a US Presidential Candidate that will actually look out for the things I care about: a more relaxed stance on drinking at work, and lower prices on BBQ sauce. (i News 3)
MINDFREAK: Wired magazine keeping an ongoing Charlie Kaufman-esque meta-blog about the experience of doing a story on Charlie Kaufman. Now I suppose I should concoct some sort of narrative about what’s going on inside my mind as I link to that blog on this blog and blllaaaaagh, the Internet just exploded. (Wired)
KIMMEL-F*CKING: Put Russell Brand and Christina Hendricks (aka that hot redhead from Mad Men) together on a couch, and you’ve got yourself an orgasm of late show sexual tension. (Videogum)