Archive for Al Pacino
De Niro & Pacino — Time to Sue
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are teaming up to lay the smackdown on a watchmaker and the distributor of their god awful movie “Righteous Kill.” According to reports, De Niro and Pacino filed suit today against Tutima Inc. and Overture Films claiming…
Al Pacino: My Little Pony
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
Say hello to my little friend … a ponytail.At 68, Al Pacino has officially morphed into Richard Lewis.
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Al Pacino: Spotted…
Al Pacino: Spotted
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
What’s Al Pacino’s secret? Because he just keeps getting thinner and thinner.The 68-year-old Razzie nom still hasn’t lost all of his, er, allure yet.
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Hamster Day Afternoon…
Al Pacino’s Watch Ticks Off Movie Producers
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
A three second shot of Al Pacino’s wrist watch in the movie “Righteous Kill” has ignited a serious war — and now the time has come for a lawsuit.The production company behind the flick claims they got the screw job from a watch company that…
American Idol: If A=B, And B=C, Does C=Hitler?
Last night, American Idol finally debuted after what seemed like a Sopranos-inspired hiatus, and thankfully, the Preliminary Rounds delivered on the laughs. And while the new judge, Carla Somethingorother, left something to be desired (namely, a muzzle, though that will fade with time), Simon Cowell seemed to be at the top of his lazily snarky game. In fact, with this 8th season we’ve got our most carefree Simon yet. Rarely is he aiming his barbs at the camera, spending most of the episode slouched in his chair letting the genius freely flow from his lips in the most un-self-aware manner yet. This season seems to have brought with it our favorite reinvention of Simon yet.
But on to the contestants! We had a pretty funny nerd who taught himself to sing in the closet; a blind guy who would be pretty hot with a sighted makeover; Aundre Caraway, a guitar playing explosion of amazingness; bikini slut; the most depressing crying rock star wannabee in the world; a young lady who seems to have ganked my own way of speaking (”Simies”; “Y’all”; etc.); and Michael Gurr, our official American ILol.
If you missed Michael’s performance, allow this grainy Youtube video to suffice. Take it from us: The guy delivered. Not only did he have a hilarious singing voice, but he also bore resemblance to one of our favorite looks ever sported by Tobey Maguire: The venomous Peter Parker seen in Spiderman 3:
Now, you may recall that we’ve compared this “Emo Tobey” to someone else…
That’s right: Noneotherthan History’s cruelest dictator, Adolph Hitler:
Which leads us to ask: If A = B, And B = C, Does C = Hitler?
Clearly, we scored genius levels on our IJew test.
Hamster Day Afternoon
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Al Pacino may be a vicious killer on screen, but in real life he fiercely protects the rodents, much to the dismay of Beverly D’Angelo.Our spies served up a classic for us yesterday. Location: PETCO, West Hollywood. Event: Hamster Race. Participants:…
Al Pacino: Hands Free and Styleless
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!
Apparently, Al Pacino has brushed up on the new California cell phone laws since we caught him driving and chatting last month.Looking like an insane agent’s assistant at CAA, the 68-year-old roamed the streets of Beverly Hills with a telephone…
Al Pacino: Say Hello to My Illegal Friend
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, MoviesTMZ.com: Unless he was ironically calling the cops on himself, Al Pacino pulled a big California no-no yesterday — as he yapped on a cell phone while pulling out of a parking garage.
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Al Pacino — Charred Face
Pacino Gets All Wet