While You Were Winning The 100-Meter Dash With A Light Trot
- Jamaica's freakishly-tall-for-a-
sprinter Usain "Lightning" Bolt glided easily to a gold medal and world record this weekend at the Olympic men's 100-meter dash, even slowing down and making victory gestures before crossing the finish line, proving once again that glittery gold shoes are for winners. (Slate)
- Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi tied the knot this weekend at a small, elegant ceremony at their home in Beverly Hills. Portia looked like a princess in a Zac Posen gown, and Ellen wore the Zac Posen pants in the relationship. (E! Online)
- John Mayer has spoken about his breakup from Jennifer Aniston, saying, "It’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.” Having said that...I only like you as a friend. It's not you, it's me. Let's hang out sometime. Now if you'll excuse me, I have 4 groupies waiting and this boner isn't going to take care of itself! Byeee! (Just Jared)
- Kanye West's favorite white girl is Scarlett Johansson. Literally. He has an entry on his blog entitled "My New Favorite White Girl!" followed by a bunch of pictures of ScarJo. Who was his favorite white girl before this? No one can be sure, but my guess is that it was one of these two. (Kanye's Blog)
- Madonna turned 50 this weekend. Commence re-invention #3,432.....now. (popbytes)
- Michael Phelps is better than you. (WSJ)
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