While You Were Escorted Off the Top Chef Set By Security
- BLIND ITEM: Which flame-haired teen superstar has ditched her man habit in lieu of her former best girlfriend? The two legginged ladies have been -- oh, hold on... oh, never mind, here they are cuddling in Paris.
- Angelina Jolie's newly discovered twins are set to take attention away from Shiloh on August 19. Meaning that they will share a birthday with Bill Clinton, John Stamos and Matthew Perry... three womanizers with amazing hair. Not too shabby.
- Gwyneth Paltrow has been quoted as saying "I've got lots of lovely vices!" We're guessing her "vices" include "drinking a spot of tea" and "speaking with a British accent out of both nostrils."
- The Library of Congress will include Michael Jackson's "Thriller" as one of America's national treasures. Not included? Bubbles' mini-bicycle and matching fez.
- Guess who has two thumbs and won't be power napping at 4 am on subway benches ever again? You know the drill.
- Finally, Boxers or Thong? Or Cat Gym? We can't decide.
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